Louis Vutton Spring 10

American Beauty: January Jones

WTF: "That's Your Boy"

So I'm open to new concepts and ideas, but this one is.......... Well just check out the new cover of American Idol contestant Adam Lambert. It looks like a bad 80's Glamor Shots Pic.

If you're going to steal World Series rings, please think it through

ou thought those Baltimorons who lifted Cal Ripken's No. 8 statue were going to remain your favorite dumb baseball thief story of the year?

Heh, not even close.

Not to be outdone at badly planned crimes that make the rest of us laugh, a Phillies fan has been charged with stealing three 2008 World Series rings from a Citizens Bank Park office during Thursday's Game 2 loss to the Rockies.

According to Philadelphia police, 22-year-old Matthew Mervine attended the game dressed as a masked "Rockies Killer" — the Philadelphia Inquirer actually took a picture of him — and was ejected by security officials during the game for acting too rowdy.

But instead of heading home, Mervine allegedly stole three World Series rings — valued at about $1,100 apiece — from a ballpark office. Police say they know this because a security camera caught him in the act shortly after he filled out a job application to work at the park.

Also filed as evidence? The job application Mervine left behind, complete with all of his contact information. Whoops!

Police say they later recovered the rings — which were made for team employees and cost substantially less than the $11K versions given to players — at Mervine's home. There's no word on whether he was still wearing the "Rockies Killer" mask when arrested (though I have a strong suspicion and hope that he was).

American Beauty: Dania Ramirez

The Cleveland Show

So I am a fan of The Cleveland Show. It is a spin off of The Family Guy, the black version. The first episode was funny as shit! My high school cruse Sanaa Lathan is the voice of the big booty mom Donna Tubbs. She is Cleveland's high school crush that has been playing him sideways for the past 25 years for her jerk of a baby daddy. I know this character all to well. The classic case of the good girl gone bad. Wanting all the excitement of the bad boy. Now she has two kids and her mental is fucked. Her two bad ass kids Donna and Rallo. Donna is the "fast" teenage daughter who's main concern is boys and Rallo is the bad ass little mothafucka. You know the one the one with the same shitty thought process his father has. Coming from an black male this show could have easily come straight out of any hood in America.

Flash Owner Offers Jordan-Russell Charity Rematch

LEHI, Utah (AP)—The owner of the Utah Jazz’s NBA Development League team wants to see Michael Jordan go 1-on-1 against Bryon Russell one more time.

Brandt Andersen is offering a $100,000 donation to the charity of the winner’s choice if he can get Jordan and Russell to play a game of 21.

Jordan’s jumper over Russell in Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals gave the Chicago Bulls a 4-2 series win over Utah. Jazz fans still insist Jordan pushed off Russell.

During Jordan’s Hall of Fame speech, he said he was motivated by Russell’s trash talk toward him during his first retirement.

Andersen says he has spoken to Russell and left a message for Jordan through a mutual friend. Andersen’s suggestion: Jordan vs. Russell during halftime of the Utah Flash’s home opener.

Whats the Real Deal?
So at first I'm all amped about this deal cuase it would be good to clear the air and for charity. But as I was thinking; this is nothing but a ploy for the Flash's owner to cash out!! Sure he is giving $100k to charity but how much is he making in door and concession. It was a great idea, but MJ has the ring and is already in the Hall of Fame. What the hell is Brian Russell doing? Working at Foot Locker? On behalf of Jordan fans we decline "dick face"!!!!!!